What's a message that was left on your voice-mail or answering machine that you played over and over?

This Burning Question is inspired by my visit with Space Station filmmaker and actor Jack Plotnick.  We got to talking about memorable answering machine messages and then in a special Dennis Anyone Extra--dropping September 23--Jack literally plays old messages for us and narrates.  I shared a couple of my own but nothing as juicy and star-studded as his.  Back in the day, I used to record memorable voicemails and saved them on cassette for years.  I even turned them into a Christmas card one year; Mixed Messages.  Maybe I'll dig that tape out and see if any would be of interest to the podcast listeners.  I'm pretty sure I have a message or two from Jack's drunken alter ego Evie Harris.  What messages did you save and why?